Jon Metzger

Don't take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

[Jon Metzger @JobMetzgee]

@lizmcdonell Nashville bound this weekend!

[DapperDood @KSuth]

@JobMetzgee https://t.co/W8mfPIrKuV

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Tornado? Good. Garage beers.

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It's the little things in life...like losing your debit card on a run through the cemetery, backtracking & finding it in goose poo #blessed

[Jon Metzger @JobMetzgee]

#samsung and #apple need to develop a heads up display that projects songs u r listening to above your head while working out. #icebreaker

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@JonnySalami #hotsexysex

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@siegyalater #tweetatmegirl

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"I've never seen bat s*** before, but if I did I'd be like "that's crazy!"

[Jon Metzger @JobMetzgee]

After my multi-year hiatus, I am going to attempt tweeter again. Very excited!

[Jon Metzger @JobMetzgee]

@Tzwick1096 back at the crime scene LOL.

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@lizmcdonell I'm watching an American Pickers episode all about the UP. How come you don't have a cool accent ?

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@JonnySalami napping til Knoxville, guzzling til Greenville! #hotsexysex

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@ThatDoodKevin drive to #Clemson for the #Louisville game. I'll bring duckface @JonnySalami

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Back at the twitter game LOL cruising with @JonnySalami

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Alcohol is bad mmmmkayyy @Tzwick1096

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Saw my favorite Nashville bar on a yogurt commercial. Nice! @lizmcdonell

[Trevor @Tzwick1096]

@JobMetzgee nice tweet lol

[Jon Metzger @JobMetzgee]

Back at the Twitter game LOL @Tzwick1096

[Steven Jessie @stevenmjessie]

Finally able to return @JobMetzgee his long lost hat. #Reunited #AndItFeelsSoGood