every time you squeeze my belly rolls or my hefty meaty pecs my body goes BWOOOMP and i get even fatter, and blubber continues to fill me up more and more, and my meat grows thicker and longer too to match the lard
or so ive heard
tony taking steve to the beach and tony is dressed in nothing but a speedo and shades and steve cant help but stare at how fat tony has gotten (and neither can others apparently)
my favourite thing to do is triple a one pan brownie recipe bake it and then sit on the couch until its gone
bonus points for drinking it with a carton of heavy cream
if you couldnt tell this is basically just me sending a status update
another super good trope is when a guy starts at a job that either
a) has free food
b) isnt very mobile
and he swears he isnt going to be like every guy there and stay fit.. fast forward a few months and hes actually fighting for heaviest in the workplace!