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The realest 💯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇰🇪 Starlink helping schools in Kenya 🇰🇪

[McCOY @1youngMcCoy]

pressure isifanye ukubali jezi fake, remember your worth boy

[We$t @flygodT]

Olise might just be a shy guy but since he looks good & has swag they’ll call him nonchalant, never seen anyone call Kante nonchalant 😆

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Mungu Baba naomba unikopeshe millioni kumi, siwezi hepa Kwa hii Dunia, na unajua nikihepa lazima nipitie kwako".

[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

Minding my own business is my full time job

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Composure yangu ndo mtu anaita nonchalance,tutakosana sana btw

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I see no reason why I can't have everything I want

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Mpesa requires business owners to have their phones to confirm transactions. Kuangalia simu ya customer ni breach of privacy

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We will never be at this age again, Do whatever makes you happy.

[ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ @resilience_47]

just bcuz i ghost you don’t mean i fw somebody 😂 i got issues aight

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Idk how to flirt but I can ragebait you

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

sometimes the wait is longer because the blessing is bigger.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

finding out someone you’ve never talked to doesn’t like you is sooo funny

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

One minute on Twitter and I relate with everything.”

[Yo,WTF! 🍉🇫🇷 @Kebaso__]

Me everyday before raw-dogging life:
"ikuje vile itakuja"

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I be on here reposting shit like it’s tiktok

[Sasuke🐨🇧🇷🇯🇵🇪🇸🇦🇷🇸🇳 @sasuke_aoi_]

hizi meme za Micheal Jackson pale Burnley zinanimaliza. people are damn creative 😂

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Sending that risky text in the morning to reduce my screentime for the day>>>>>>>>