bri

Stand outside and wait patiently.

[bri @vonnnegut]

Op is most likely around 13 so this doesnt apply to them but a lot of you need to start watching some grown-up shows

[August (DELTARUNE SPOILERS!!!) @Ifues1]

It’s insane how this is easily a top tier joke yet doesn’t even crack the top 5 jokes of the show

[警察を殺せ @KidTend0]

Anne Frank didn't die in a gas chamber, she died in a concentration camp to a disease that is just as curable as tuberculosis.

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

The first 35 seconds of this video got me in tears dawg. The son ruined everybody’s morning LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dom @BigDominooch]

it’s too good man

[☆ @fairieteeth]

you guys NEED to start going outside and appreciating the species that we have here im so serious

[منّان @MohammadMannan]

They have made it so normalised that no one in the world is batting an eye

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

U step outside in Chicago and automatically spend a crisp $17.89

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

We gotta just act like they not eating kids everyday we wake up huh

[bri @vonnnegut]

@cantsmokehere You ight white boy

[sunny @fkawestwood]

He tries too hard to give mean girl its just cringe at this point

[🦇 @gothamkino]

describing charli kirk’s assassination to my grandkids

[MOTHERS. @francemothers]

That elitism got the newly rich Blacks in a chokehold.

[bri @vonnnegut]

I'm going to kill you if you say this about our planet again

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[bri @vonnnegut]

Sign by the breakroom sink says “Alexa do the dishes”

[oomf @guypostings]

Sorry Zendaya but in order to be considered a good actress by the Instagram reels crowd you’re gonna have to do a shitty horror movie where you do the corny obsession thing where you smile while tears come down bc that’s the only thing they consider good acting

[zaeed @zxidtxt]

That's why I said the performative misandry is useless and more helpful to the patriarchy to keep you in *your place* while feeling you're rebelling or something "but i cook angry and mock him on tiktok and--" he doesn't caaare, he's still getting what he wants.

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

“He had the eyes of an unsuccessful rapist.”—Ernest Hemingway (left) on Wyndham Lewis (right). Quoted from Hemingway’s A MOVEABLE FEAST

[GrundleMyNundlle @GrundleNundle]

I’ve said it before so I’ll say it again. All depressed people are bad people. If you disagree with me then you are a pedophile.

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

i couldve slayed as young wiress lowkey