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shark tale > finding nemo

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@CodeByNZ I’m very comfortable with git commands and I don’t want learn or get use to using an interface for source control

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

time to cleanse the timeline again

[ʟᴇᴇᴍ🦇 @RunHurts]

-GTA 1 released in 1997
-GTA 2 released in 1999
-GTA 3 released in 2001
-GTA 4 released in 2008
-GTA 5 released in 2013
- GTA 6 releasing in 2024

The Dallas Cowboys have not reached the NFC Championship within that span.

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Long drives go by fast when you just think about all the bad decisions you’ve ever made in your life the entire time

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There should be some sort of proximity chat for drivers that are in traffic together

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Every time I sit in traffic I understand why Thanos did what he did

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Uber driver was playing edm but as soon as I got in the car he started playin lil baby

[retroarchetype.bsky.social @RetroArchetype]

Me explaining military time: So it goes up to 24 and then it starts again from the beginning
Leonardo DiCaprio: Sounds perfect.

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Yo I can get a crisp picture of the galaxy but chipotle’s register doesn’t work??????

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@brazybhris @michaelklager Fair enough

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It’s crazy how birds just be flying

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A green notebook is the only option for a science class

[James Carran @getpaidwrite]

I turned 30 today.

If you're still in your 20s, read this:

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Constantly feel like there aren’t enough hours in a day

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Just a reminder that if you eat at Long John Silvers I wanna fight you

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Mikyle going to make his Soldiers respond to his text messages with the new salute emoji