Will

Saving the world, one pet at a time at @frankstonvet

#tinketytonkoldfruitanddownwiththenazis

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@gearclubthegame How come I can’t use my own upgraded car in Carta Stradale?

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In other news; I’m doing @PeteReed’s push-up challenge again this year.
23 days (276 push-ups) in.
342 days (66519 push-ups) to go.

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Watching the @AustralianOpen and realising that you never see @tferriss and #jimcourier in the same room at the same time. #doppelgangers?

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Spotted a clear sign that @richardosman listens to @wittertainment on on page 67 of #thethursdaymurderclub #femalepipesmokers @KermodeMovie @simonmayo

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@timferriss Just wanted to say thank you for writing “practical thoughts on suicide”. A beautiful heartfelt read! Thankfully, I’ve never been there - I hope I never am.

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@simonmayo @wittertainment I think you should react Simon Poole’s name with your biro #otherballpointpensareavailable

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@dickiebush Turn off your phone right now!

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@wittertainment Just watched @TENETFilm - don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty sure that I understood half of it.

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@Alison_Edits @BloomsburyRaven @stu_turton @harryillers @amy_donegan @LauraNMeyer I am not a bookseller. And not yet an author. But I would love a copy if you have one spare. If it is half as good as 7 Deaths, it will be one of the books of the year!

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@jamestrgartrell That’s gold!

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@tferriss Working on speed reading: 352 to 627wpm in 20 mins. When should comprehension become a goal?

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@gabsfestival App suggestion: Ssyncing so paddles can be built on iPad, but checked off from iPhone.

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Any comment @niketennis? @Nikecourt @Nike

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What colour is @RafaelNadal’s #australianopen shirt?
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@AustralianOpen What colour is @RafaelNadal’s shirt? Orange or Yellow? #askingforafriend

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@CandSCmagazine Why?

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@AleOfATime Cool!

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Listening to #wittercoincidences on the @wittertainment pod while picking tomatoes from the antipodean veggie patch when @simonmayo mentioned @alfonsocuaron‘s #romatomatoes

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Is it me, or does @RichardHammond’s beard look darker than his teeth do white?

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Either @CliveFPalmer has a great sense of humour, or doesn’t understand irony.