Leomytis

“You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife,... nor anything that belongs to your neighbor.”

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Her: At least invite me out to dinner.

Him: I don't go out with married women.

Her: But I'm your wife.

Him: I make no exceptions.

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@jpgechele Fact Check: Missouri not Kansas

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@KE_MrBlack Customer is someone who buys goods, a client buys services.

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@SkylarSkye3 You don't need a passport to travel between states, And the US has 90% of what Americans want in a vacation.

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@japan_nobunaga This is my nightstand paperweight

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@AbsoluteBruno It looks something like this.
https://t.co/DI3eRSx1Ly

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@BrettMendoza_ It started last world cup in Qatar, now Fifa has precedence to do it every game!

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@groundhopper_fc Dude, you have to get out of the hotel to get a decent breakfast! Get IHOP or Waffle House.

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@Mrgunsngear Not bungee jumping but a giant awing. She was supposed to swing as this example shows.

https://t.co/aKRq3UN5hz

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

This is how successful jumps look from that bridge.

You can clearly see the security measures. How did they forgot and no one around told them?

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@jerryagar1010 The players are exhausted after full time, you'll just get cramping players and terrible dangerous plays. Then the players have to recover and play three days later and it hurts the rest of the tournament.

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@TexierMalo @mbs59er "remain a bad team" beats Paraguay 4 to 1 a day later

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@abosalaharena Remaining substitutions.

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@The_Forty_Four It was 7PM local time.

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@smellslikejey Every world cup is played in local time.
The workers need to go for 40 days and need to sleep.

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@ibadan_plug @UTDKarra The game was in Mexico, no US visa required.

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@ekemini506 @UTDKarra Game was in Mexico bro.

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@WesleyHuntTX She did the "What do you call a black man flying a plane" joke! Only she isn't joking.

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@JoshuaBarzon It's almost as if we looked at everything England made and said "Nope, we prefer coffee over tea!"

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@herculezg Still putting rainbows on the jerseys, thought we were done with that.