vonzer

19 - pussy in bio. . . NOT!!!

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

When the customer starts referring to you by your name and you gotta confront the fact that you’re a person instead of just being a thoughtless automaton for your entire shift

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I met Mitch McConnell, she’s black

[vonzer @vonzer61]

@preinitiative

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Getting to the British accent section of the Madonna biography

[vonzer @vonzer61]

@MorganaLeBae @vivisleigh edna turnblad coded

[vonzer @vonzer61]

@communicat1022 poopingtons are #now

[Andrey 🪩 @andreymarassi]

Interstellar helix unwind

[Reevie @reevierat]

family guy is fucking funny

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[vonzer @vonzer61]

@phnopsysis983 @biphobicporn I know all of these words

[austin @jesuissupreme]

I have watched this easily nine times today

[hyrax @101Iight]

Lowkey in a depressive episode but I don’t have time to worry about that rn.