Kaplan out of the box 💀🌱

GREATGOODOKAYOTHER Jake Kaplan

[Kaplan out of the box 💀🌱 @voodookap]

The cops want me in jail but im unstoppable

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Happy Birthday @ShimermanArmin whose dedication to his craft continues to make me smile, even just thinking about it

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Proud of this and always will be.

My workers are union, make a living wage, have full healthcare, and aren’t subject to racist treatment in their workplaces. Items are made in USA.

Team AOC honors and respects working people. You should try it sometime instead of union-busting.

[Kaplan out of the box 💀🌱 @voodookap]

@zack_lutz Yea man

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@zack_lutz Maron

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I invented a conspiracy today that George Washington was not a real person, but an amalgamation of several people. I think I’m going to run with this one. #nowashington

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One of my short stories is getting published I could cry

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You can’t train this out of some one, you can’t weed this behavior out of an institution, you cannot teach some one to not be like this. The institution of police in the USA is structurally flawed and needs to be reconstructed or disbanded all together. ACAB fuck this shit

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

Earlier this week, a San Antonio cop abruptly confronted a teen eating in a McDonalds parking lot & demanded the teen exit his vehicle.

When the teen asked why, the cop immediately assaulted & then shot him MULTIPLE TIMES. Cop tried to (falsely) claim the teen had struck him 1st

[Qagggy! @Qagggy]

This is a dystopia.

[Kaplan out of the box 💀🌱 @voodookap]

Thinking about squid

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Sometimes I wish things like that dog’s tails grew throughout their lives

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Dear Twitter,

Please come hang with us tonight. I promise not only will it be super fun, but it’ll be super loud too and not boring. You can cut the tension with a knife.

[Kaplan out of the box 💀🌱 @voodookap]

@supercomposite @duncantrussell you should be all over this, man.

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Drunk at the work function at PJs lol

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Thinking about how fascinating this planet is and getting my mind blown out of my head

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Fucking god damn

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Oh my goodness watch this

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@nastydannyphant It seems like you felt good during it though right???

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@staggerednoise Dude it’s so good

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You eat dinner in New York once and you get resy emails till you die

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@cm_flunk This mofo is like posturing so hard

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Thinking about Azealia Banks