Shadow Queen

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm not so incredibly awesome, just to see what everyone else feels like.

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@JUSTEATca I won't get my food until an hour after expected delivery. I get a few minutes. But an hour, seriously?

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@JUSTEATca driver JUST got to the restaraunt now. I have already filed a complaint. This service is ridiculous.

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@JUSTEATca ordered my food an hour and a half ago. Was to be delivered 45 minutes ago. Called the restaurant already. Still no food.

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

That moment you break up with your girlfriend and realize you still need her for money "baby can't we work it out?" #NOPE

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

Some kid just told someone to know their place. Bitch you just crawled out of your mom's gaping hole, you haven't found yours yet.

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

Just saw a girl spraying her purse with perfume, like I'm not gunna smell that pot she's got in there, HA!

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

COCKSUCKING MONKEY PUNCHER

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

Sometimes I think I'm bad at math, and then I play magic, and realize I'm actually REALLY good at math
And revenge
And being an a-hole
#MTG

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor totally tards!!

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor arararararararararararararrarararararararrarrrr

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor well yeah lol!

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor but it's fuuuunnnnyyyyyyy and adorabru

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor Lmaooo I'm pretty sure those two girls are in baby metal LOL

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor it's lady beard!! Check him out, he's got a pretty sweet Chun Lee cosplay, also he's a wrestler LOL

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

https://t.co/csHqNUD4P1

@KittenArmor

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

@KittenArmor just wanted to say hi! :D

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

I cast my shadow across the forest, calling the one they call stray wolf. @KittenArmor

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

Hey old guy, those highlights aren't fooling anyone.

P.s. I know you did that with a bag.

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

Just saw a band of punk rock gypsies....

Bums, they're bums.

[Shadow Queen @voodoolaydeh]

I'm about to get all Liam Neeson on this fucking cricket.

I will find you...