Taehyung: You're so clingy.
Seokjin:
Seokjin: YOU came into MY bed.
Taehyung, wrapping his arms and legs around Seokjin's body: And you let me? You're so obsessed with me, hyung.
Taehyung: Can you go to the bakery for me tomorrow morning?
Seokjin: More cross aunts or something different this time?
Taehyung: More⦠what?
Seokjin: Cross ants π π₯ππ₯ππ₯
Taehyung: Ugh, the door is locked. We can't sneak in.
Seokjin: Pssh, please. Picking locks is my specialty.
Seokjin: *throws a brick at the window*
Seokjin: Okay, let's go!
Seokjin: Seeya guys, I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Taehyung: Uh, mine just says "Taehyung, no."
Seokjin: I want you to apply it to every possible situation