AESTHETIC overlord

Recent college grad. Designer, editor, bike-for-hire.

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

@shortandpissed @phoebe_bridgers Yo dude it’s Wednesday.

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

@jeffvandermeer ya gotta give a warning to the last ~50 pages of Southern Reach. Like hey, you will have feels and this will be over. Proceed caustiously.

[Biking in Mpls @bikinginmpls]

What do drivers think is gonna happen if they honk at a biker taking the lane in winter?

"Oh yes, let me steer into this slush pile so you can get to the next red light 3.5 seconds faster."

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

wait for the bass to drop ;)
https://t.co/0dyOJPS0dD

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

baroque renaissance music is my jam, anybody tryna come over and joust and chill???? ;)))

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

favorite nonpornographic media to masturbate to: menards catalogue

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

i get a hard on watching one punch man

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

eat ass 2k17

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

often times i wonder how much of my personality is a construct meant to impress everyone besides myself

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

ha-cha-cha i seem to have pooped myself

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

buying tupperware is like a bris but for when you become an adult

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

Duality of DOg: Sometime, make a smert choice. Some, less.

[Christian Cowart @dtxErgaOmnes]

Jason Kessler organized the #UniteTheRight rally. He deserves the shaming for organizing & the violence it incited.

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

sometimes i like to eat doo doo. when i'm not eating doo doo i'd rather be eating it

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

What, make the deg good? Is it...... strong, heart? poweful will? or, desire 2 bring revolution for common dog? May we think.

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

depeche mode - taint love

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

to chaco or to teva, that is the question

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

if they aren't cut-offs i'm not comfortable

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

the rarest of gremlins

[AESTHETIC overlord @Vorchata]

i like it when you call me big poppa