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Recently ate a Hot Brown with @mediocrefilms

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@BillCorbett 2026? You are freaking me the fuck out, man!

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@sandeepparikh @mediocrefilms See? Zaboo gets it.

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@mediocrefilms I'm sure, historically, people have been more wrong than this but I can't think of better recent examples. #CrispyEdgesSoftCenter

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@jdickerson I need that on a t-shirt for Monday.

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@AndyRichter @BillCorbett Sir, you are addressing a fashion plate who definitely did not sartorially embarrass himself in front of a late, great comedy legend.

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@scalzi It takes time and you don't want to rush yourself. Be sure to stretch first.

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@MaryJoPehl The rest of the day seems pretty wide open for soul-making. Seymour deserves your full attention, I think.

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@MrChrisTallman Vernon Fell has a Twitter account?

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@blainecapatch I'd like to see her sit on a tuffet if you know what I mean.

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@BillCorbett Always a good choice to steal from the long dead. They are far less litigious.

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@PaymanBenz She's a sweet lady who just wants grandrascals!

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@PaymanBenz

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@YNB Let's double-down then: YNB 2020!

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@BillCorbett I am not kissing your forehead.

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@kharypayton A hygienic kingdom is a happy kingdom.

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@FreckleTits Oh no!

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@FreckleTits Welp, there's a video.

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@jennafischer @officeladiespod @AngelaKinsey Lots of sass in a tiny package!

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@PaymanBenz That is big rascal energy.

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@MJMcKean I like both of the people pictured here!