David Cotton

not a content provider. any content I inadvertently produce reflects my own perspective and not that of my employer.

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https://t.co/8XkncwvnZA

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I mean, like, if I have an audience, it's y'all, so: https://t.co/HUEKW8WvHE #laura

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RIP #laura, killed by a gold golem

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RIP #laura, killed by a giant ant, while fainted from lack of food

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Twitter for me has always been an exercise in pissing into the wind. I find it hilarious that there is now a whole-ass button to tell me whether I got pee on anybody else.

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RIP #laura, killed by a soldier ant

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RIP #laura, killed by a hobbit

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#laura just lost Nero to a falling rock trap

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#laura just bought a tripe ration in Bandjar's delicatessen

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RIP #laura, killed by a rabid rat

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#laura has discovered a magic whistle

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RIP #laura, killed by a gnome zombie

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RIP #laura, killed by a fox

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RIP #laura, killed by an arrow

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RIP #laura, killed by a gnome lord

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#laura just tamed a little dog named Renny

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#laura has discovered a magic marker

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RIP #laura, killed by a magic missile

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#laura has discovered a magic marker

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RIP #laura, killed by a centipede, while fainted from lack of food