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Professional Idiot—Don’t mind the stupidity and/or degeneracy.

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@shrinescurse You are one lucky man then, have a nice night.

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@yanztheral @dualtowerr @FireMonkey @PalmTopTiger It’s fucking Fortnite dude they could’ve added her

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@JohanCarnisRex Zach Hazard, neat.

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@cowmaxxer Too real man, too real. I live under a rock and just started seeing stuff on it today and am SO pissed I didn’t hear about it sooner.

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@YearOldOnTwit @piperocktheory Please god please let there be another day

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FUCK DID I MISS THE SCREENINGS FOR END OF EVANGELION???

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@ReT0ky0 Hey I got that exact same Miku poster.

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@KingDKirby Gotta give it a shot. https://t.co/DAb6aBFTZa

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@amagicmantv The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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@Nose628086 @stparabellum ArmA 3

[Rumia @JefferyDoomer]

I really fucked up.

So the other day while at the gym a cute girl approached me and asked if she could work in. I was having a rough day and was trying to be in the zone but said sure.

Between each set she giggled with her hands over her mouth saying, "wow you're so strong" and I almost lost balance hearing someone compliment me.

After the set I was about to head out and she looked almost expectingly, like she was waiting for something.

I asked, "what workout have you got next?"

She said she wasn't sure, she didn't go to the gym too often, and I offered her to do the workout with me.

She was happy to.

I had her go through the workout encouraging her while she was amazed at my strength and it was honestly the most joyous I had felt in a long time.

At the end of the workout we were both leaving the gym and were about to go separate ways.

As I was about to head to my truck and before I got my key in she stopped me.

"Hey, could I ask you for something?"

I was really nervous and I don't even think I was looking at her.

"Uh, yeah?" I muttered, barely holding my breath

"Could I get tree fiddy"

It was at that moment I realized the cute gym girl was actually a 36 ft crustacean from Paleozoic Era

"GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER! I AIN'T GIVING YOU NOT TREE FIDDY! GET OUT"

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@WitchofYuri The Finnish flag really enhanced the experience.

[YAKIMO🌟 @retasu01c]

She's the real deal.

[Miemiew @520miemieovo]

Looks like a regular cosplayer, but actually……
看起来平平无奇的狗子实际上……
#cosplay #girlsfrontline #shooting #fyp
#coser

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@aeugchad @Timmetie I initially believed it could've been Azura, but this now just has me confused.

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@itsauroraeeeee @ThurtSSC13 I'm not fucking using Teamspeak outside of ArmA my guy.

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@mack_morgann They good but my Zaxby’s are being cunts and not putting that seasoning on the fries