Vortex

Make other people money, then they will make you money.

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THIS IS INSANE.

A man is getting crowd funded penile surgery and it's headlining on Twitter.

Phillips describes his 0.38 inch condition as causing daily issues like messy urination and the need for pull up diapers, and hopes the $4,000 girth enhancing filler procedure brings more normalcy.

Source: https://t.co/PqdWkMB7mR

[Vortex @vortexbonds]

THIS IS INSANE.

Scientists literally just used AI to create new viruses, how is no running this.

One of the craziest news we got in a while.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: Scientists successfully used AI to create new viruses for the first time.

[Vortex @vortexbonds]

This cat is going VIRAL for looking exactly like Avril Lavigne.

It has over 100k views today, and the views are growing super fast.

This could be a genny frontrun.

[GOSSIP ROOM @GossipRoomOff]

🚨 Un chat prénommé Avril Lavigne fait le buzz en raison de son étonnante ressemblance avec la chanteuse !

Âgée d’environ 2 ans, cette petite chatte recueillie par le Surrey Animal Resource Centre, au Canada, possède naturellement des marques sombres autour des yeux qui donnent l’impression qu’elle porte un épais trait d’eye-liner… rappelant immédiatement le look emblématique d’Avril Lavigne dans les années 2000.

Le refuge a d’ailleurs joué à fond la carte de la ressemblance en la baptisant comme la star canadienne et en présentant avec humour sa "personnalité rock". Très affectueuse avec les humains et particulièrement friande d’attention, Avril préférerait toutefois être le seul chat de son futur foyer.

Son histoire et son regard si particulier ont rapidement fait le tour des réseaux sociaux, où les internautes l’ont déjà surnommée "Avril Pawigne".

Une adorable petite rockstar qui attend désormais de trouver sa famille pour la vie. 🥹🐾❤️ (via Instagram)

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I JUST FOUND THE NEXT PUNCH.

This pony named Breeze is going VIRAL because it got abandoned by it's mother so it started bonding with this teddy bear.

This is the EXACT same story as punch. This legit has potential to go 10 mill+

I'll instantly pay DEX because of how good this is.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Cavalinho abandonado pela mãe se apegou a um ursinho de pelúcia e só consegue dormir com ele.

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This meme of this guy shaving his cock has 5 million views in one day.

For the trenches to truly return we have to be able to run simple memes again, because these are the kind of narratives that can actually go to millions.

Normies don't care about a specific find, they want a meme that's funny and easy to understand.

I think this is honestly a really good one we can run, so I'll instantly pay DEX on it.

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Momota is at 1.3 MILL and I just found the brother.

THIS IS GENNY.

'But while Momota goes viral just for tripping, it's pitiful that Gōta, despite having his thumb and index finger paw pads connected, doesn't get any attention at all.'

I'll instantly pay DEX on this, this is so good.

[ファームゲームイーター=RT83 @huber_mambaken]

しかしモモ太はコケただけでバズるのに、親指と人差し指の肉球が繋がってるのに全然話題にならない豪太が不憫だな
#男鹿水族館
#GAO
#ホッキョクグマ
#豪太

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These disco kittens have been appearing ALL over my X in the last few days.

I've seen multiple with MILLIONS of views. They are different to the "Dancing Kittens" as they are known as the "Disco Kittens."

Will Insta pay DEX because of how confident I am in this narrative.

[Neal 🍀 @nothingchanges]

gm

[Vortex @vortexbonds]

13 MILLION VIEWS IN ONE DAY.

The owner literally described this Beetle as being "Horny" and shoved it's dick between the owner's nails.

It's getting memed everywhere and going VIRAL asf.

Gonna INSTA dex it, because this is too good.

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THIS IS INSANE.

This pitbull named Ragnar is going VIRAL for literally fighting off a Puma to protect his house.

It has over 150k+ views only on ONE tweet in just 10 hours.

And before anyone tries to vamp, he's called a "hero"

Source: https://t.co/AJYqsphHZC

[g1 @g1]

Tutora de pitbull atacado por onça-parda em SP coloca caixa de música no fundo de casa para evitar volta do animal https://t.co/GgTsmZ1dA1

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THIS IS GENNY.

Pumpfun is LITERALLY headlining on Twitter for competing against FOMO.

This is literally the PERFECT time to run PVF.

https://t.co/1K209ScKz9

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THIS IS INSANE.

Tony, an 8 year old Corgi just claimed the world championship in one of the biggest Corgi races ever.

It's going GIGA viral, already has 150k views in 5 hours.

It's also getting a lot of views on TikTok because of how cute Tony is.

This narrative is so good, so I'll instantly pay DEX on it.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Tony, an 8-year-old corgi, claimed the championship at the Corgi Nationals Super Sprint Series in Woodland, California, where 40 dogs raced to a cheering crowd

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This hamster is going VIRAL.

Over 100k views in 1 day, people are memeing it, but it looks exactly like the FOMO eyes.

So much FOMO slop is running, we need an actual good narrative for it.