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tokyo

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I’m in the club scrolling LinkedIn leaving positive affirmations on everyone’s recent professional achievements

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There’s no way pickleball is that fun

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strip clubs, laser tag arenas, and haunted mazes all smell the exact same and all make me equally anxious

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what did we do

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I don’t know if this makes sense but park rangers always look like that’s the only job they could be doing

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I don’t trust dudes who are really into superheroes.

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@devonconde Even the one where Robert Downey Jr is doctor doom? 🥺

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was with a group of new acquaintances today and they were talking at length about the dire wolf thing and wooly mice and I said “I wish those guys would quit goofing around and cure AIDS already” and killed the whole vibe instantly

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@ElonMuskAOC this will match my grill

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Me and the homies in ancient Egypt like

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no one told me about the economic blackout. sorry guys I blew a bag

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Kodak in the People’s House 🇺🇸

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W

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Gypsy Rose is a convicted murderer I swear y’all are some weirdos she coulda just got up out that wheelchair and walked away?

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hey

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anybody else get anxious when they like tap the straw to get it out of the paper sleeve and you think you broke it cause it bent but then it turns out it was a bendy straw and you suddenly get a wave of relief or am I neurotic

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Top 3 occupations that attract annoying personalities:

1: Sous Chef
2: Tattoo Artist
3: anybody who works at like a rope climbing course/lifeguard

No idea why. Not saying it’s all of them, but pretty close

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In the club watching the 2017 Ohio State Drum Major tryouts