vosvos

Automate the world one tiny step at a time - I wanna be the very best - Staff DevOps Engineer @ Ubisoft mobile - all opinions are my own

[vosvos @vossybob]

Forever and ever:
https://t.co/brJ9JX51KS

[Janosch Dahmen @janoschdahmen]

Tag drei nach Jens Spahn und während weite Teile des Landes aufatmen, dass er fürs erste weg ist, strickt die vom Verlust betroffene Döpfner-Gang Legenden. Und versucht so die allzu große Nähe zwischen Springer und Spahn (auf die auch ich hingewiesen hatte) zu vertuschen. 1/x 🧵

[vosvos @vossybob]

How hard can it be to say: “yes, of course, let me check for an open spot.” !!!!!!
But noooooo 🤬

[Force_mentale @strength_km]

Ma sœur, après sa césarienne d’urgence pour son 4ᵉ enfant, voulait se faire ligaturer les trompes. Le médecin lui a demandé : « Est-ce que votre mari est d’accord avec ça ? »

Son mari a répondu : « Putain, pourquoi vous me demandez ça à moi ? »

[Manel Cota @MaNeo_O]

Thanks! Ubisoft Barcelona did all the underwater levels. And that same team is being fired right now because Ubisoft thinks thats what we deserve :)

[vosvos @vossybob]

What I see:
Man: *generalized* I’m not looking for anything serious
Woman: *personalized* YOU are not a serious option either

Very different angles of communication here and it’s preprogrammed to explode if we see everything as a potential insult 👀

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

So I went on a date.
The guy says: I don’t want anything serious.
I say: no worries, I’m not considering you as a serious option either.
And you know what?
He got offended.

[vosvos @vossybob]

That’s what Germany has been doing for ages - a quasi tax for everybody having access to the Internet

[Backseat @BackseatStreams]

For non-brits: The UK has a “TV License” that you need to pay £££ to watch live or VODs of TV channels. Me and many non-boomers are exempt since we NEVER watch TV on any device, only YouTube. This is a move to make YouTube count as a branch of TV and require a TV License too.

[meeti @meetimeeti]

where are the people willing to support young queer artists? my gfm is slowing down and i still have a bit more till i reach my goal, pls consider helping me out

[Rella @Relladoesart]

Reflection study on procreate🌸

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

The Fibonacci elephant.

[vosvos @vossybob]

Alcohol in public says it all - couldn’t be American anything

[Caroline Downey @carolinedowney_]

found some chads from norway America-maxxing in the west village

[Alariko @Alariko_]

The frontrooms

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

House on the Highway (1/18)

[vosvos @vossybob]

Me and my Nidoking cruising through the world since Gen 1

[RegularlyBlue @RegularlyBlue3D]

Since I own the IRL version of this wallpaper, Kane reached out to me for more info, and my photoscan was later traced and used in the sets, promo, merch, and posters of the movie. I'd be completely fine with that if I was credited at all but...nope 😭

[Maya @mayahiga]

all I want for my birthday is for u to follow @AlveusSanctuary 🫶🐞

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

[vosvos @vossybob]

@lorelostit omg hiii

[St.Brigette @saintBrigettee]

The Strokes displaying last university in Gaza bombed as they finish their set in Coachella.

[vosvos @vossybob]

Today I learned there is a name for what I’m doing daily with my jaw and apparently it’s not healthy ?!?!?!?!?!

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘why are you mewing on us’ I HAVE BRUXISM LEAVE ME ALONE

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

Ostereier haben nichts mit dem christlichen Osterfest zu tun, sondern geht auf einen alten germanischen Brauch zurück, bei dem für den menschenfressenden Walddämon „Fridtjoft Merzon“ Eier ausgelegt wurden, damit er daran lecken kann

[Tori Artworks. | 2nd Coloso Class @toriartworks]

post-credits of my uni work (wip)