DolanFlark

tweezers make me nervous

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Huh

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My stomach doesn’t feel good<stummy rumbly

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Juxtaposition: a word used by meanies to sound cooler so that you feel stupid for not knowing it though you know it’s just a position merged into one like alright or Batman but no one liked that definition so now you sit on the floor stewing with your sumo belly kissing carpet

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@Jesse_Twinsalty Please😩

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@Ember0807 Slay queen💅

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@Jesse_Twinsalty … I’m not even going to comment on the atrocity that I just read with my own two eyes that I’m now going to remove aggressively with a spoon

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@Jesse_Twinsalty Where do I sign up, babe?

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Vaughn is inevitable. Also I watched this one mid poopy. #vaughnismydaddy

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@Jesse_Twinsalty I enjoy your suffering

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@Jesse_Twinsalty Spill the beans buster. Who’s this [REDACTED] fella? Better be someone who’s name rhymes with rolling dark👀

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@twinsanity123 @Jesse_Twinsalty @Nody_OW Top ten Jesse pictures. What a sexy beast🤤

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If I woke up everyday and knew who I was and what I was doing, that’d be pretty cool. Anyways, I wrote a book. It’s called “How Hard I Can Get” a series of short stories about how my life has shaped me (with a frisky final chapter for you smut-enjoyers😏)

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I’m feeling good today. I’m feeling good. Battled sexual desires for my homies and suicidal thoughts. Split the difference by taking a fully clothed shower. Might go get some ice cream. Never know what the flavor of the day is. #makingdreamscometrue

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@vote_for_bofa Oh we goin wild all right. *insert Hayden and I going WILD in Vegas while the night goes further on into making cute looks from across the bar and flirtatious whispers into each others ears ending in a gratifying night of goosebump-inducing love*😀

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@Jesse_Twinsalty Who asked?

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@Jesse_Twinsalty Good stream! Enjoyed myself thoroughly! More to come soon I hope! I'm on the edge for the next one!

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@glassman044 Prolly got a second stack too... smh my head #twinsamiright

[Jacob Brawders @twinsanity123]

That #tysonvspaul fight was easily one of the worst fights in the 21st century, and maybe up there with one of the worst fights of all time

Also @netflix never host a boxing event ever again please, StreamEast and Antonio Brown somehow had better streams than you

[DolanFlark @vote4flark]

Some unhinged behavior out of me today. Shit my pants and I’m just trucking through the day like I own it. Clearly I’m the only one who sees it. Everyone asks what that smell is and I just soil my trousers some more with confidence. Nothing but power in my eyes and my undies.

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@bestwildclips @vote_for_bofa THIS US FRFR ON GOD CUMMY CUMMY SUCKY SUCKY im gay