Shrek preacher

I am here to tell everybody a word of Shrek

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@geometryie So it’s a cat right correct so I can’t go to jail for what I’m about to do or if I do, I’ll get a reduced sentence then if it was a human

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@HECUguy @DooperHuskyy What what does hay man mean? What do you mean by that you’re not saying anything?

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@ScargillFox Yeah Hey Mom, where do we keep the weapons? I’m about to make this fool look like a fucking fetus

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@uwas_art_dump Yeah, nothing speaks more. I can’t get a girlfriend than this.

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@Runauwo Oh how silly I’m just a goober like you and you people should stay there furrys aren’t people you’re people shouldn’t come here

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@19DFlower Yes, I would resist because I would just shoot him dead and then go Ching Chong Ching we’re eating that dog tonight

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@SanyGTR Hulk smash Hulk ra

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@SurfieSurf No, it counts as a portable nuclear bomb. I feel like if she jumps, she might cause an earthquake in Mexico, America would abduct her and use her as the ultimate weapon

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@snow_zard Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that I can help you with it. I can take a hammer chisel or I can just speed up the process. I can just shatter with a chair. Let’s hope it heals correctly next time.

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@DalueArt I’m sorry the only thing I can imagine when I look at this is the Omni man thing where he grabs him by the face and start squeezing hard and hard harder and red rush, starts punching. I kind of want to see a version of that.

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@CoyoteCoils @ZettaDeer I got a commission for you if you’re willing to hear it

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@RykerdaYeen I would rather have my brain explode and be mentally retarded then pick the first option I’m going with the cake I can eat

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@kibblebytezAD You know I’m kind of proud of your dad cheating on your mom. It’s most likely from learning what you do.

[Shrek preacher @votta55656]

@narpylive Yeah, that isn’t my order. I’m just gonna go keep my money and coffee.

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@newnerevar Yay canonically he’s been lobotomized and now he’s just a bubble no face no talking just bubble. I like him better that way.

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@TheCaptainSauce @DiscussingFilm I wish it wasn’t

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@TheCaptainSauce @Riftyish I have always loved your captain sauce, but I didn’t even know you knew that word was that is really cool. We’ll actually really not but I don’t know. I’m confused pug