Vickey🦕

professional snake wrangler

she/her

[Vickey🦕 @vp_726]

the real secret to winning a resident evil game is dying so many times that the game makes killing the enemy easy because it feels bad for you😌

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my food started tasting too much like food halfway through eating it🤢

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just when i thought i wouldn't have to see my manager today, she changed her schedule and now we basically work the whole day together

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@fettlebig absolutely yesss

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this store is actually so bad for my mental health it's not even funny

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@fettlebig no because why did i have to start my morning like that 😭

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the power went out and i had to shower in the dark, and take a lyft to work this morning because my parking lot gate wouldn't work 😭

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sometimes you die so many times that the game adapts by cutting the mini boss battle literally in half

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because why are you honking in the dutch bros line??

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i will literally pay somebody to beat this giant for me 😭😭

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everytime i answer the phone the cost of repairs goes up, so i'm just not gonna do that anymore

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instagram actually has it out for me, why is it so hard to unrepost something when you didn't even try to do it in the first place 😭

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@fettlebig 2027 new diet, i'm predicting it now

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new diet:
little hungry = 3 spiders
big hungry = one handful of spiders

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sandwich for roll is actually one of the funniest things to ever happen on the internet and i'm so serious

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there's literally so many lies i can say, tales i can spin, stories i can tell, but there's only so many clothes to take off

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tiktok took away all of my likes on a creator's page?? why? how am i supposed to see where i am in sandwich for roll??

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i think if someone proposed to me with a baja blast i might say yes

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why does nobody know how a car wash works anymore???

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i'm so tired of this place