The Knicks winning has unlocked a zen about any other sport news. I don’t care about USMNT because the Knicks are champions. I barely watched the Yankees during their June swoon. Whatever happens, the Knicks won.
Hey Boston fans, let me put this in terms you’ll understand:
The Knicks have Tom Brady. Every other team wants to believe they have the next Tom Brady. But Tom Brady is one of one. And we’re all laughing at you for even saying Tom Brady’s name with your stupid lips.
Got it?