@nienna121 Because the Christmas Shoes song started as an email FWD: that our mothers read to us then became a song by the corniest of singers, then a bad made-for-tv Christmas movie, and ultimately because the story makes no freakin sense and is fully self-agrandizing for everyone involved
@_cingraham I learned in high school that if I just worked a normal job and picked up extra hours I could earn my own money a whole lot faster. I had to dodge the shame of not contributing to the group fundraiser.
@messedupfoods Those buckets are full of the Minnesota State Fair's cornerstone vendor Sweet Martha's Cookies and they are amazing when they are hot, fresh, and gooey, but blah when cold. Good cookies are soft on the inside and crisp on the outside whether they are hot or cold.
@jtrebach After asking a woman if she was a patients wife and she said "no, ex-wife" I have just started asking "how are you connected to the patient?"
@fuzzymittens Wearing a dress on a day I didn't feel like figuring out a pants and shirt combo. Bonus points if the dress is long and I didn't need to shave.
@LizShuler When my dad retired his job was divided and he was replaced by 2 people whose starting salaries were higher than his ending salary. I carry a long grudge against that school district for undervaluing a man who gave 30 years & worked 14 hour days when they were short for a year!