Vance Wins

Don’t act like you’ve never tried it

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

@elonmusk I think I am shadow banned. Maybe X is confusing me with a bot? I’m posting top notch bangers in support of tech king JD and they’re getting ZERO faves.

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

Last week JD Vance BONED the AWOJVIS Big Sofa Cowhide Gorilla Sleeper. (Retail $9,995.00)

You can get your own here! It’s just like the real thing. https://t.co/FAjx5fyFy4 (not paid promotion just a fan)

Another JD Vance Win! #LoveIslandUSA #Harambe #NeverForget

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

Kaylor and Aaron are showing why we need big boys like JD in the White House. He will help women like Kaylor understand she should be grateful to have a man and bear his children.

Another JD win. #loveisandusa

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

She J(erk) my D(ick) til I Vance(cum)

Another “J.D.” win! #LoveIslandUSA

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

Today JD Vance SPLOOGED between the cushions of this luxury 3 seater sofa from Venicasa (retail price $38,894.00)

Another JD win! #LoveIslandUSA #DNC #DemConvention

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

Gave this more though. Ohio Dems were smart not to break the couch fucking story. Makes my guy look cool as hell. #SmackDown

[Michael Beyer @michbeyer]

also "why didn't Ohio Dems find this" and it's something we pitched, wrote a press release about, or hosted a press conference on!

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

@michbeyer You completely missed the couch fucking story

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@arthuromeo @dchase @TimRyan Here is how that worked in the Ohio Gov Race in the same cycle

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This is NOT true Marco. ONLY JD had the courage to stand up for couch fuckers and represent us as VP. That’s why he got the job and you didn’t, spineless tool.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Everything they are attacking @JDVance on is exactly what the leftist would have said about whoever Trump picked

They will say and do anything to distract from the failed policies of the last four years and the far-left record of Kamala Harris

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

@RepWeinstein Good thing he has a virile stud as VP

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@TimRyan @MeidasTouch Females may not like JD but he has an army of couch fuckers standing up and standing by. No politician has ever stood up for us before. That’s true courage!

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@Clayton_Adams JD Vance has done more to normalize couch fucking than any politician in my lifetime. Dozens of us are feeling represented for the first time in our lives and we’re going to let JD know he’s not alone.

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@DavidPepper The Liberal media will never cover the race fairly. Vance is supported by couch fuckers all over the country and NOT ONE had been interviewed.

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

@LeadingReport Trump was struck by a bullet. JD was struck by a couch. Liberals are ruining America.

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

Stand with JD #Trump2024Vance

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

JD Vance = Hillbilly ENERGY

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

@michaeljknowles @JDVance Hell yeah brother. Stand with JD!

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

@AndyBeshearKY Big Boys drink Diet Mountain Dew #Vance2024

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@RepWeinstein My hat is better, commie

[Vance Wins @VPVANCE216]

I stand with JD Vance. Don’t act like you haven’t tried it. #Trump2024Vance #MAGA #VanceCouch #Trump