allie :)

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

LMFAOOOO

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

@flapdoodle91296 @lporiginalg Elvis was a pedophile himself, Priscilla was a minor when he got involved w her

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Island Boys got cooked by a girl during a 20 v 1 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Miley Cyrus announces ‘The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special.’

Premiering March 24th on Disney+.

[sour patch💕 @sugapatchi]

chicago ladies please be careful.

there’s a convicted murderer in the area who was just let out of prison early (was supposed to be a 60 year sentence) and he’s now on a bunch of the dating apps.

he dismembered the body too. MURDERED and DISMEMBERED a FRIEND.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Caught my attention

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

@Jaxweah @grok long shot, but first time mom due in may and this would help tremendously with current bills.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Freddie Mercury approved Bohemian Rhapsody in Wayne’s World from his deathbed and laughed at the scene.

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

@iFightForKids can’t wait until this man is brutally beaten in prison because what the fuck

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

about fucking time they pull their heads out of their asses and use their common sense. a CHILD doesn’t just randomly show up in a car dead without some sort of weird reasoning.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

D4vd is viewed as a suspect in the death of Celeste Rivas, according to an investigator

One source claims that the police investigation revealed that, around the spring of 2025, D4vd took a trip in the middle of the night to a remote area of Santa Barbara County and remained there for several hours

(via TMZ)

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt was caught on hidden camera saying the government will ‘redact every Republican’ from the Epstein files.

He also revealed that Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a minimum-security prison ‘to keep her mouth shut.’

[Ankit Bharosh @ankitbharosh]

@RpsAgainstTrump If this claim is true, it extremely serious. No names Republican or Democrat should be protected.

The public deserves full transparency and accountability no matter who is involved.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Mark Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein’s brother:

“They’re sanitizing these files. There’s a facility in Winchester, Virginia where they’re scrubbing the files to take Republican names out”

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Mark Epstein (Jeffrey Epstein’s brother): “The reason they’re gonna be releasing these things, the reason for the flip is that they’re sanitizing these files. There’s a facility in Winchester, Virginia where they’re scrubbing the files to take Republican names out”

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

@ragertapes i have never in my life seen pink street 30s please be safe and i pray you recover

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Good, every state should do the same.

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

@Flicky0ps ….

[allie :) @vqmpyy]

this is so wholesome to me help 😭

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Bro gave his mom an edible and his phone to order food... she racked up $147.05 at Red Lobster and tipped $15.94😭💸