valeria🦋

[brandon* @brndxix]

theres a concerning amount of people who genuinely think undocumented immigrants are on medicaid and snap

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

not me excited to wake up tm just to listen to some drake music on my commute

[Andrew Goldberg @AGoldberg917]

Me when I realized Sara from La Palma survived a fucking tsunami, after surviving a plane crash #lapalma #Netflix

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

why can’t I be normal and not have anxiety :/

[FMB @familymanbro]

Yu when he heard Ohtani was in the lineup https://t.co/w2Rw7gCD9f

[Mark Bartlett @mark_a_bartlett]

This @FS1 NLDS broadcast is trash.

[Mickey Koke @mickeykoke]

Acting like Freddie Freeman is some war hero with a sprained fucking ankle when Luis Arraez has been playing with a torn ligament in his thumb for MONTHS is hilarious.

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

@bennybogeygolf It was the “he(ohtani) can do no wrong” for me🙄

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

I can’t with the commentators on this gameeee

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

anxiety or heartburn the world may never knowwww

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

The White Sox final score tweets recently:

[Jessica @YFanGirlJ]

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

I have no one to talk about this bachelorette lore 🫨🫨

[Steph R. 🦋🇵🇷 @stephdizzle11]

This girl has been me this entire finale. #TheBachelorette

[MLB @MLB]

The San Diego @Padres:

•Have won 9 of their last 10
•Are 18-3 since July 20
•Reached 15 games over .500 for the first time this year

[valeria🦋 @vquinteero]

grant as the bachelor was very underwhelming 🥲

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday

[luisthetallguy @LuisTheTallGuy]

Me watching the @Padres