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[GRASS @vr_votex]

@dacostajnr9 That Carl nah frank real pikin😭😭
He useless diee

[GRASS @vr_votex]

Nah the worse financial advice you fit give person be this!!!!!

You didn't even budget maintenance and agbero normal pay

The main problem is getting a reliable driver. Dem go frustrate you oooo.

How many korope you don put for mushin ejeh

[SEUN Durojaiye 🇳🇬 @DurojaiyeSegun]

Only you: Spider Crocs — ₦100K.
iPhone 16 — ₦1.5M.
Ladies’ bike — ₦1.5M.
Modupe outing — about ₦300K.

Total: ₦3.4M.

Instead, you can get a second-hand Korope bus for about ₦3M, fuel it, put it on the Mushin–Oshodi route, and make ₦30K daily.

That’s ₦900K monthly and ₦10.8M yearly.

Do that for just two years and you are hitting ₦21.6M in revenue.

Take ₦10M, japa, start a new life in Austria, get married, and start building a future for your children in Europe.

Buy things that make you look successful later, not things that only make you look successful today.

Delay gratification over instant.

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@_Jhxyy @nameiszameel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂e go do you like make you jump fo water

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@AdamMcKola Bullshit 7

That's who saka is bullshit

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@Tunnykvng Lowkey this guy is gonna bench ugarte and co

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@NuelXenSe @abrokensouI Sleep??? You mean you want to sleep for 2days

[GRASS @vr_votex]

The bae facial expression sef for first frame she no fit believe lambs wey the man dey cook for her😭😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

JUST IN: Yahaya Bello gifts Kogi student Enejoh Faith N30 million for aviation training

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@Owiggy_ For night beside bush along express road😭😂.

Dem go first laugh before dem spray you boris😭😭💔

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@Owiggy_ No be fashion designer ooooo
As in tailor, she no even get shop ooo Nah her house she dey use o😭😭😭

Wallahi jesus must come soon o

[GRASS @vr_votex]

Tomi I'm sure a lot of guys must have done you bad but you know what??? I'm different

Jo shey 2k ki fi ra omi🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[GRASS @vr_votex]

Very quick question
Who tf was in the car???? Yakuza gang lord????

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

Don’t be fooled by movies into thinking you can hide behind a car door or use it as a bullet shield.

[GRASS @vr_votex]

"My ex gave me monthly allowance"

Call am naw make he put us on allowance

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

“My ex used to cook for me”

Call am naw make she come cook for us

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@Adebayoadesanya Better shut before dem start to dey call you poor man😭😭😭😂💔

[GRASS @vr_votex]

Omo daddy i know say e no get settings wey me and you fit actually jam because you guide pass me, by the time I go figure out my life you go don die but mafo ejeh, I swear me and you go jam for hell!! WALLAHI YOU GO EXPLAIN WETIN I DO FOR YOU AJEH!!!

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

THE RENEWED HOPE AGENDA IS WORKING

Fellow Nigerians,

Our economy grew by 4.43% in the second quarter of 2026, up from 4.23% in the same period last year.

Growth was recorded across agriculture, manufacturing, oil and gas, and services, which now make the largest contribution to our GDP.

In nominal terms, our GDP reached ₦119.27 trillion, up 18.43% from ₦100.7 trillion in the same period last year.

These numbers matter because they show where our economy is going after three years of difficult but necessary reforms.

[GRASS @vr_votex]

Watching James lift the Premier league title 🥹💙

[mira @miraatwt]

gun to ur head name a reason to survive

[GRASS @vr_votex]

Imagine a nigga on dread and tattoos wey kon still get piercings stand for trial????😂😂😂😂

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

we’d never survive a jury system.

[GRASS @vr_votex]

How i wan explain give Tottenham say i go still collect my Complete 6pts o😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Mykhaylo Mudryk to Tottenham, here we go! Everything agreed also on personal terms.

Mudryk joins #THFC on paid loan and also understand there will be a 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 not mandatory in the agreement.

The Ukrainian will re-join De Zerbi. 🇺🇦

[GRASS @vr_votex]

@Arsenal PLEASE SHAVE BEFORE I REACH YOUR HOUSE ON SUNDAY O!!!

[GRASS @vr_votex]

As unna dey commot from work today, no go house oooo. Carry straight bike come meet us for villa park, EMERY don set canopy o, Jackson sef don pay DJ.

ASSNAL GO EXPLAIN WHY DEM SACK AM TODAY!!!!

[GRASS @vr_votex]

WHO NORMAL FOR THIS COUNTRY NO REACH 2!!!!