Mike Vrabel

don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

[Mike Vrabel @vrabellious]

When life hands you lemons, accept then gratefully. It's hard to grow lemons in Wisconsin, with all this shitty weather

[Mike Vrabel @vrabellious]

Let's get weird

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@cmrippie94 hi

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@alekeyser are you home?

[Mike Vrabel @vrabellious]

@alekeyser maybe, I might be leaving my house soon though

[Mike Vrabel @vrabellious]

@alekeyser I got your phone, I can drop it off at your house tomorrow

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If boobs could talk, what would they say?

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I could use some chocolate milk.

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I love @cmrippie94

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I feel dancy as fuck! -vice

[Mike Vrabel @vrabellious]

@Mathisoff hi!

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Rochester bound

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I guess my new nickname is Atlas, and to a select few, I am known as penis pump. So, hows your college experience?

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Wilson don't die! #house

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I'm gonna read Hunger Games over spring break so I can understand all the hype. #TeamJacob

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I'm taking a week off of Rochester.

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Johnsrud is a back-stabbing liar

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watched a show called #LoiterSquad last night. I think it's basically Jackass, except with black people.

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@kindromusprime if that was a facebook status I would like it.

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Whats the point of leaving after fifth hour if all the bomb threats happen during sixth hour?