Dropped my airpod on an up escalator today. Imagine a grown man chasing his airpod but both moving down the escalator at equal speeds, very slowly. Still works tho
I’m sorry babe but Valentine’s Day is just a capitalistic holiday created out of corporate greed, it goes against my core identities
Anyways, did I tell you I’m up 40.352% on my GameStop stocks
My dad used to go to parent teacher conferences to meet my teachers and would tell them I was created in a test tube as an experiment for academic excellence