Vaughn

magic 8 ball for tough decisions // umich '21 // kzoo // he/his

[Vaughn @vraetaylor]

Dropped my airpod on an up escalator today. Imagine a grown man chasing his airpod but both moving down the escalator at equal speeds, very slowly. Still works tho

[Vaughn @vraetaylor]

@ava_really I’ve only done 4 :/

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People know “cheese” and “shirt” in another language and then say “I’m not fluent… but I could get around if I needed”

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@mjdocta I mean you know it’s the first thing I’m pulling out to eat the next day sooo...

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Only got one more month of Spotify student premium... I’m not ready for the real world... 🥺

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Never wanna turn off autocorrect more than when I’m “On my way!”

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@nathanpodolsky I could use a vacation to Paxos right about now

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This spring weather got me thinking it’s time to officially activate the senioritis

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Smelling is so goated. Top 5 sense easily

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I’m sorry babe but Valentine’s Day is just a capitalistic holiday created out of corporate greed, it goes against my core identities

Anyways, did I tell you I’m up 40.352% on my GameStop stocks

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Miley Cyrus is so dope

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2020 and lemme tell you... shawty STILL OUT HERE fire burning on the dance floor

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Cultures that believe in reincarnation fundamentally disagree with YOLO 🤔

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Tf is this emoji??

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You can say you truly live in a house only if you know what all the light switches do

[Vaughn @vraetaylor]

My dad used to go to parent teacher conferences to meet my teachers and would tell them I was created in a test tube as an experiment for academic excellence

[shmeemy weemy 🇵🇸 @stupiddingus45]

My dad saying “Well done spawn” makes me feel like a science experiment and I enjoy it

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Vote this mf out.

[Vaughn @vraetaylor]

I’m too tired to fall asleep I swear 😴🥴

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This is some savage advertising right here

[Apple @Apple]

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