jess

mustache Eddie Diaz appreciator | 29 | she/her

[jess @vranapuck]

REAL DC SPORTS ICONS ONLY

[Trevor Zegras Hat Watch @tzhatwatch]

it’s always “women only watch sports because the men are hot” and never “men only watch sports so they can bet their life savings on them”

[⟡˙⋆⚾︎amanda⚾︎⋆˙⟡ @bellibrini]

carter hart and brett howden are being given a chance to compete for the stanley cup and alexander zverev just won his first grand slam title at roland garros but I'm supposed to believe that allegations of assault against women ruins the careers/lives of men

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

dc may not be the greatest city in the world but our subway system is air conditioned and that is truly enough for me

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

Secret Lib Juan Soto SHOCKS Woke Seattle Crowd By Speaking Perfect Feminist

[natasha 🍎🏒 @joenickys]

"Women who read 30+ books a year aren't reading real books. Unlike me, who read 5 books last year. Those books were How to Trick People so you can Become Rich, Why Men Are Better, Why Emotions don't Matter, Money Money Money and Finance Bros don't need Hoes"

[not mitski @mitskiIeaks]

i watch heated rivalry like this

[🏳️‍🌈 Stevie³⁹⸆⸉ ⚾️🏒🦅 🏳️‍⚧️ @turnaboutstevie]

"you watch hockey because you think the players are hot" WRONG ❌ I watch hockey because I enjoy endless suffering and misery. I watch BASEBALL because the players are hot

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

I found it lmfaooo

[keek @AryaSpeedwagon]

I'm tired of pretending it's normal when people don't get my pop culture references. Yes it is objectively weird that you've never heard of When Harry Met Sally!!

[s ♡ @tarlosheaven]

literally this !!

[RGS @realrgs]

the cut to Boone is perfection 🤣

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

helmet as determined as joey

[ur evil stars oomf @wyjoenthusiast]

“how can you watch off campus!! the hockey is so unrealistic”

yeah you know what you’re right. because unlike in the real nhl when garrett graham realizes there’s a rapist on the ice he beats the living shit out of him

[jess @vranapuck]

I love having seen The Godfather but thinking Ella Enchanted is a better movie

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[SleeperNationals @SleeperNats]

THE NATIONALS OWN THE BELTWAY‼️

#Natitude

[Ely Sussman @RealEly]

Well that escalated quickly