Certified Disaster

That girl that will come to your party just to pet your cat. Cars and video games..Volkswagen is life. I’m just here for the cult stuff.

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

Currently arguing with my bf about if I’m cool or not..
I said he doesn’t get to judge that because he’s old(28)and I’m 23 and in my peak. So this boy is going to quote OUR FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND SAY “according to @JamesWillems you peaked at 19 and you’re on a decline”
OKAY

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

@ryansbergara @shanemadej being a ghouligan and seeing the Paulding Light in Michigan’s upper peninsula. You guys should check it out. It’s freaky! (There’s woods behind me, btw)

[Ryan @RC_Tendy]

Welcome to Detroit

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

@RockstarGames Bones wants a sponsorship, or at least a tiny cowboy hat.. This is his favorite game!🤠 #RDR2 #RedDeadOnline

[tina narvaez jr @TinaNarvaezJr]

I’m such an empath 😅

Whenever I see girls kissing I wanna kiss a girl too.

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

@ORIGINALBIGV @ChipotleTweets I’ve had it once and I can’t remember what it was like. But everyone says it’s so much better!

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

@ORIGINALBIGV @ChipotleTweets I’m just going to go to Qdoba tbh. There’s one by work and my house.

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

Hello, my sweet man was taken into the emergency vet yesterday by his primary vet. He has a bladder stone that burst and is going to have to have surgery. I’m posting a link to my go fund me page. Anything helps, even a retweet! #petcare #gofundmeplease
https://t.co/wmvEW5qAOw

[ABC News @ABC]

"He believes that it's a woman’s right. It's a woman's body and it's her choice,” White House press sec. Jen Psaki says when asked why Pres. Biden—who is Catholic—would support abortion access. https://t.co/u6gammftjI

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

@ElyseWillems I am so sorry for your loss! He was the best boy ever. Seeing him on screen always made me so happy. Sending virtual hugs your guys way.

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

Second time in two months rain has knocked out power… @DTE_Energy you wanna pay me for the couple hundred in groceries I’ve wasted now??

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

I’m here to pause your social media scrolling with this moment of peace and tranquility.
Sending good vibes your way from a very cute fairy-wren. 🙏🏼

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Fairy-wrens really are magical. ✨

[Australia Zoo @AustraliaZoo]

CRIKEY! Celebrate Steve Irwin Day with us here at #AustraliaZoo and around the world on November 15! Remember to ‘Khaki It’ and share your photos with the hashtag #SteveIrwinDay as we celebrate the greatest Wildlife Warrior. 🤎

https://t.co/TYcAz1CKjr

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

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[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

I am so fuckin excited to see my beautiful best friend and spoil the shit out of her for her birthday🥺🖤

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

When Governor Whitmer worked to protect her state from a deadly pandemic, President Trump issued a call to "LIBERATE MICHIGAN!"

That call was heard.

He's giving oxygen to the bigotry and hate we see on the march in our country — and we have to stop it.

[Certified Disaster @vrchick32]

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[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

“yeah can I get ᵘʰʰʰ six piece chicken tendie meal”

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

Children aren't born hateful or with a desire to ride a recumbent bicycle. It is TAUGHT.

[Funhaus @FunhausTeam]

Something about this course seems familiar...