paradise

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

When you quit having sex and doing blow for nothing.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

>Pulled an All nighter

>Wanted Norway to win (they lost)

>Wanted Switzerland to win (they lost)

>Wanted to see Conor McGregor fight (Injured in 1 second)

[Raf Simons 🇵🇷 @MyGodRaf]

Gaming so cooked mfs playing BO1 and BO2 thinking its gon hit the same

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[Veigarv2 @Veigar_v2]

League of Legends is like playing Chess except all of your pieces move on their own and tell you to kill yourself

[🕸️ @recreatings]

auto translating posts have been the best feature they’ve added yet 😭😭😭

[Zakshi @Zakshi_]

Evil

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

What the world is expecting from Haaland & Mbappe tonight

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

gonna take a break from women to focus on substance abuse

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Tweet of the day

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

SHINRA TENSEI

[Scott @scottiesniffen]

Me seeing the timeline cash Messi, Mbappe, Haaland 2 goals again

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[4𝓮𝓿𝓪 @Fr_deadass]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[CCM @CCombatMedia]

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Michael Morales vs Carlos Prates is targeted for #UFC330 Philadelphia.

Number one contender fight.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Messi has more wins at Arrowhead stadium than Derek Carr 🤯