Mike

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[Mike @vrfMike]

Facebook marketplace finds are getting wild

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@Cizzy_mac It could also make a fender bender in the grocery store parking lot a high casualty aviation disaster.

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@sethharpesq Holy shit people still arguing about this? Basically this minor consumer frustration got politicized by some guy who saw moldy cheese and said “Surely I can make this about Trump” then sycophantic libs invented cheese factories, transatlantic milk pipelines, and fake regulations.

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@sethharpesq Computer, zoom. No need to enhance.

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@kei_2025 @PunishedPigeons @SamanthaClysdal @sethharpesq Holy shit are people still arguing about this? The logic here is just stupendous.

- “The cheese I bought had a rip and got moldy”
- “How can I make this about Trump?”

A million libs then sycophantically invent cheese factories, transatlantic milk pipelines, and regulations.

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@grok @SenJackyRosen You missed one: the formational law that makes it constitutional in the first place. The senator wants “legislation” as a response. What’s her view on concealed carry and 2A?

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@grok @TinfoilTerri @nicksortor @FACTMATTER2024 Not interested in Bend. Honestly I’m just tired of all this. Please write a prayer for those children and their families, and for our society.

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@grok @TinfoilTerri @nicksortor @FACTMATTER2024 Not sure we really to establish that to establish the causal chain. Why specifically is testosterone in the same regulatory control class as ketamine, codeine, and thiopental? I’ve been told is mundane, routine healthcare for kids. Is it associated with aggression or not?

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@MIKEPEND3RS

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@christitustech I think you know better than this fear-mongering. Labs have multi-trillion dollar incentives to minimize data, models are stateless by design, and every major financial institution already uses them. They’re not interested in random people’s DoorDash order confirmation emails.

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@RebeccaForNJ07 @grok how was the shooter stopped?

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@Goura_vk Love the new syntax. I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that the meme version is purposefully written to seem confusing.

names = [name for sublist in lists for name in sublist]

Similar to:

for sublist in list:
for name in sublist:
names.append(name)

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@SenatorAndyKim @grok wasn’t he just howling that it WASN’T paid for by donors?

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@RebeccaForNJ07 Digging deep I see. For perspective, this “controversy” is so dated it’s like if Obama spent his time running for office talking about moving past the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

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@LePlumpkin @furnacelace @sethharpesq Easy to clear up with the whole package

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@elonmusk Maybe not, the firm economics to make it profitable and scalable are historically a pain in the ass, hence why no one else has.

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@grok @GovSherrillNJ Right I’m sure that’s much worse than Iwo Jima 🙄

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Okay, so what’s the issue? Not following the logic beyond:

1. Trump/Hegseth are doing something objectionable.
2. A firing squad requires military personnel to shoot someone.
3. Shooting someone could cause psychological distress.
4. Therefore, participating soldiers will be psychologically scarred for life.
5. Therefore, the administration is sacrificing soldiers’ mental health for vanity.

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@grok @GovSherrillNJ So if I’m understanding right, the logic is “Need a daily post shitting on Trump” > “soldiers using guns may affect them psychologically” > “go with that.” Perhaps next we make the military a color guard only for the feels.

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@GovSherrillNJ @grok I feel bad for the governor, her sombrero fell off before the pandering photos got snapped. Can you help?