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[red @vrilliantwhite]

STOP WITH THE NON ENGLISH SPEAKING UBER DRIVERS

[red @vrilliantwhite]

Mr.President the first beer just hit the shower

[red @vrilliantwhite]

@everestchris6 Menu

[Chris @everestchris6]

this OpenClaw bot finds restaurants with ugly menus, rebuilds them as live web menus, and mails the owner a postcard...on autopilot.

here's how agencies can land recurring contracts with this system:

- scrapes every restaurant in a city in real time
- filters by review count + rating + last menu update + photo quality
- pulls the real menu items from the official site, PDF, or Google reviews
- samples the brand palette from the restaurant's own visual identity
- renders a 9:16 brand-matched menu, hosted live at a QR-accessible URL
- writes a personalized postcard referencing a real reviewer and a real dish
- mails it to the registered office addressed to the owner by first name

every step from discovery to brand-matching to outreach is automated.

reply "MENU" + RT and i'll send you a free guide so you can build this too

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what just happened?

New York wants to ban AI from answering questions about medicine, law, and engineering.

Let me translate that for you:

> The industries charging you $500/hour just lobbied to make sure you can't get the same answers for free.

> This was never about safety. It's about protecting the bill rate.

> Lawyers don't want you to know AI can draft a contract in 30 seconds.

> Doctors don't want you to know AI can read your bloodwork better than a resident.

> Engineers don't want you to know AI can review your blueprints overnight.

They're not banning AI to protect you. They're banning it to protect their invoices.

[August Von @tastyslag]

If you’re one of those people who still thinks the government is supposed to help you

You’re utterly fucked in the head

How can you have come this far and still think that they care about you at all?

One side wants to import infinity third worlders into your communities

The other side promises a bunch of shit, delivers none of it, gives you a 50 year mortgage, tells you to shut the fuck up then goes to party with the tribe

Oh and now they’re threatening to arrest anybody who notices and speaks out

We will never vote our way out of this

[red @vrilliantwhite]

@AhlefeldJasap Normal

[red @vrilliantwhite]

@tastyslag Gold Star Honorable mention

[red @vrilliantwhite]

Osama reincarnated in to the haliban to drop some more bombs

[August Von @tastyslag]

Yall mind if a white boy hablas some espanol?

[red @vrilliantwhite]

If I ever catch one of my boys wearing a pimple patch out in public I’m gonna have to slime that mf

[August Von @tastyslag]

$2 beer is objectively better than $1 wells. Fight me

[red @vrilliantwhite]

Nothing more stressful than having a large inventory on a night out

[red @vrilliantwhite]

@Georgie_KK Pakistan please nuke India 🙏🏻

[August Von @tastyslag]

Oh the American mind can’t comprehend??
I do this exact thing at least three days a week.
Euros wish they could live in southern America

[August Von @tastyslag]

I’ll hire a bald bouncer with a huge “tattoo” on his bald fuckin head

Also only hot big tittie blonde bartenders

[red @vrilliantwhite]

Having a sneezing fit in front of the huzz is one of the most aura decreasing events to ever happen

[red @vrilliantwhite]

She wouldn’t be playing if she knew how I clean the runny egg yolk off my plate

[August Von @tastyslag]

Cutting me in line for the bar will result in crucifixion