vicki

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

“OVERRATED!”

PCA RESPONDS WITH A HOMER TO THE TARPS OFF SECTION!

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

this is how close i am to losing my mind

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chicago unveils their “Abolish ICE” snowplow.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

como se siente la vida cuando el día estuvo tan ocupado que no tuviste tiempo para sobrepensar

[𝕱𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙⛓️‍💥🦅 @MountainhoodArt]

i'm shaking in this mcdonald's

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

No mames

[Scary Movie @ScaryMovie]

They don’t even need a ball to throw down. The #ScaryMovie trailer is out now.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Realizing how fast i went from 18 to 28:

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

I've faced more peer pressure to eat protein as an adult than I did to take drugs in my teens.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually fell in love with this sentence:
"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach."

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels to rearrange the pepperonis on a frozen pizza

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"u look tired" dawg i'm going crazy

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Gaming after 10pm while the rest of the house is asleep.

[☆ sunny ☆ edtwt ☆ @royallysunny]

how i stare at the 0 cal label on something that’s filled with chemicals i can’t even pronounce

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

It’s also weird in that you’ll walk inside and it will be completely empty with no other customers and you’ll grab like three items and make your way to the checkout and then there’s somehow a line of 15 furious people