mimi

stressing about life

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

Hopefully in two years me and oomfs are living in New York drinking wine in the living room on a Friday night.

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

When I was in high school every time I told my friends I liked Weezer they would just start laughing and make no other comment

[🍤 @dlttjhr]

Took my adhd medication and now I’m under everyones story like this

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

Be nicer to your baristas they majored in computer science not costumer service

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

As a Mexican American I don’t have anything in common with Chicanos

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

The only reason I was born was because my biological father told my 19 yr old mother he only shot blanks and she believed it 😭

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I only wanted to become an EMT because of the fine shyts

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

At Starbucks spam tweeting

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I want to be in a relationship were people ask me how I managed to bag a baddie idgaf

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I miss my indie larping phase I was much cooler and the men I liked always had good song recs.

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I want to embarrass myself more as a form of exposure therapy

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

At a coffee shop maybe a cute guy will sit next to me and strike up a conversation

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I think my problem is I romanticize everything

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

Feeling productive today woke up at 6 am showered and now I’m sitting at a cafe with my laptop out scrolling on insta reels.

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

Being a man hater but also and older sister to three men has me running the house like the military.

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

What houses are putting drugs in their Halloween candy so I know where “not” to go 😉

[shel! @shel7don]

j’ai séché mon cours et il a été annulé le jour même #createyourownreality

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

If 40 people send me $3 I can buy a new pair of Mary Jane doc martens

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I’ve gone on two first dates in my whole life and I think that’s more than enough I’d rather stay single

[mimi @vrynormalgirI]

I wish my life was interesting so I could post grwm videos on insta