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[Stu Royall @stu_bot3000]

My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread)

[Jack Shenker @hackneylad]

Last year, Britain's media published endless images of people landing on the Kent coast in small dinghies.

The Daily Mail referred to 'Migrant Madness' in its headlines; the Daily Express to 'Lawless Chaos'. The BBC called it a 'Migrant Crisis'.

But what are the facts? 👇

[The Dodo @dodo]

Golden retriever gets an annoying little brother who’s always sitting on her head 😂 💛

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

Wow

[Chris Herd @chris_herd]

I've spoken to around 1,000 companies over the last 6 months about their plans for remote work going forward

Here are a few things I've learned

[ a thread ] 💻🏠🌍

[Ian Smith @Iansmithcomedy]

Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Jeff Goldblum as fish.

A thread.

[Leanna Orr @LeannaO]

Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted."

Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."

[Ananya Sen @AnanyaS1190]

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Day 27 of quarantine:

[isha @ishadesign]

me and my coworkers logging into all of our meetings remotely for the next couple of weeks

[psychic dolphin garage @DolphinGarage]

“Capitalism breeds innovation.”

[Humphrey Yang @Humphreytalks]

Rice. Part two: Jeff Bezos net worth represented visually by rice.

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Sure, modern life is awful. But just occasionally a reporter accidentally activates a filter on his phone and doesn’t realise it.

[L E E @leesteffen]

There are only 10 types of movies. (A short thread)

1. Orange and blue action

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

“as per my previous email,”
• corporate
• passive aggressive
• doesn’t convey level of rage

“It’s amazing you can type when you can’t even read”
• spicy
• opportunity to attach a photo of aloe vera for their burn
• can say “it was a compliment” when you are disciplined