Parties are cool because you’ll meet a girl with a harmonica and she’ll tell you that she can play the harmonica and then she’ll play the worst rendition of Piano Man you’ve ever heard and then you gotta act like it’s not the worst rendition of Piano Man you’ve ever heard
Missionaries are weird cause they’ll invite themselves into your home and then while you sit on the couch they’ll sit crossed legged on the floor and talk to you like they aren’t the weirdest fucking people on gods green earth