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queen of talkin shit

[m @vssilew]

I’m trying to be a domesticated wife with all the cool kitchen gadgets

[m @vssilew]

@lovelilexx girrrrrrl my old nail tech took advantage of the fact that im half Vietnamese and started having me do my own gel removal while she worked on someone else during my appt

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

whenever i start a show i feel like i have to finish it all in one day and that's my problem for real

[Halaal Account @Dubelimthende_]

The worst thing about Sunday is that tomorrow is Monday

[Stephen @yesimthatdope]

Fuck a sandwich
Marry a soup
Kill a salad

[m @vssilew]

@DogDeskAction

[m @vssilew]

@mszeledon sounds like it’s time to go out ☺️

[m @vssilew]

@olirettas Patricia takes the cake — she was pure comedy

[Eli @Eliwhite24]

I wish that tomorrow was Friday, I don't have energy for this week

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

It’s Monday every 9 minutes make it STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

[m @vssilew]

this is my precious baby boy 🤍

[m @vssilew]

no not me having to wake up and cook my dog his fresh wild caught salmon w blanched green beans and murasaki sweet potatoes

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

There is nothing on God’s green earth slower than a dog who’s been let into the garden for a piss in torrential rain. Biblical downpour, sideways rain, I’m getting fucking waterboarded at the back door and he’s conducting a leisurely botanical survey of the grass.

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[m @vssilew]

@_djpn I returned a 9 year old water dispenser 🫣

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Somewhere between “I can do it myself” and “why am I doing everything myself” is the entire female experience.

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

sorry I'm late I was dilly dallying

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think bringing a child into poverty is more cruel than abortion

[Sammy Wammy 🫒 @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭