vanessa stepanek

corporate comms manager by day, mom to penelope always | andrew + rpc 💓

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having a toddler is fun bc for two weeks, all they want to eat are fish sticks so you buy more fish sticks and then the next day they no decide to no longer like fish sticks so now you have a ton of fish sticks

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penny’s drawer of treasures (plus the dog food bowl)

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oh my gawwwd

[Netflix @netflix]

Let's go back, back to the beginning...

The first two seasons of Laguna Beach are now on Netflix.

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@prsophwolly back on twitter so don’t mind me liking all your recent pregnancy tweets

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laughing looking back at my previous tweets and how i fell off the face of the earth once p turned a year old 🙃🙃 and that’s on having a toddler

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me: makes p a gourmet breakfast, includes a fat, carb, and protein, cuts toast into cute shapes

penny: refuses her food/throws it on the ground, wants to eat my cereal

me: gives p my cereal, bc i want her to eat, doesn’t end up eating breakfast bc i’m not making a THIRD meal

[Excel Dictionary @exceldictionary]

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i’ve lost track how many cat treats penny has eaten at this point

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like i can’t say no to the kids but i also never have cash on me!!

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i am a sucker for lemonade stands ugh

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think penny has entered the “i only want to eat toast” stage

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schedules have a WHOLE new meaning and yes, i really DO have to start bed time at 6:30

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things i didn’t understand/realize until i became a mom: a thread

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why moms say their baby is 13 months old, 15 months old, etc (there is a HUGE difference between each month and just saying your baby is “a year old” is actually very vague)

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penny sleeping through fireworks is a mood

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on that note, she’s extremely independent and only wants to eat fruit that way now, so meal times have doubled

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things i never thought would make me happy/proud: seeing my toddler use a fork properly

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cool cool cool

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literally at a loss here