Blake.

it be like that sometime

[Spinachbrah 🥗 @basedspinach]

He single handedly kept America from having the first female president TWICE

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

mfs would rather die than let u merge on the freeway

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

date night: sit on the couch together not talking and sometimes look at each other

[mc cracker @chowder94]

if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world

[(•̀o•́)ง @ermgrrrrr]

coke drinkers have the world handed to them on a platter, catered to, coddled, and still they whine + complain, rootbeer heads on the other hand, forged in fire, ripping from the very earth the nectar they need, spat on by the media but smiling thru it all

[h @ipodmacbook]

yeah im excited for dune 2.. dune 2 others as i would have them dune 2 me

[Alex @midsmoker34]

just because i make 300k a year, listen to the best music, smoke awesome weed, and have great pipe doesn’t mean i have it all figured out lol

[trevy @chillextremist]

Imagine getting together with a couple of your best friends and operating a trebuchet

[dawn @rundry]

if someone gave me a cigarette right now i would jump up and down and say yippee

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Not me. The battle of Naboo was devastating and many lives were lost.

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Canes box combo with extra toast and no coleslaw

[clare @sadderlizards]

i noticed your vibe is really fucked up and bad. we should get together some time

[trevy @chillextremist]

Excited about the bagel I’m going to eat in the morning

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey i tried to reach you through your dreams last night did you get my message

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Texting my dad pictures of Megan the Stallion asking if she can come over for thanksgiving

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Daily affirmation: yup

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Lil man standing on bidness tho