V 🌸🏒

what up i'm v i'm 25 years old and I never fuckin learned how to read

[V 🌸🏒 @vthecatlady]

oh I have a medical condition it's called dumb bitch disease and it's INCURABLE

[V 🌸🏒 @vthecatlady]

@leafsbian CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[V 🌸🏒 @vthecatlady]

here’s my monthly tweet to keep this account i guess?

[V 🌸🏒 @vthecatlady]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[rach @nvlander]

@MapleLeafs THATS OUR CAPTAIN

[wario lemieux @wealthyscratch]

i HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER FOR A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WHO LOOK LIKE SENIOR STRATEGY CONSULTANTS AT MCKINSEY

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i was a worm i would not care if a guy loved me I would be so free

[Cornski @222corn]

jus saw someone my age bein extremely talented. day ruined

[NHL GIFs @NHLGIFs]

TIME TO SKATE THE #STANLEYCUP!!

[Flowbuds @joeyferg]

yes

[iman @nazzykadri]

you did it habibti

[James Mirtle @mirtle]

Nazem Kadri: "Everyone that thought I was a liability in the playoffs can kiss my ass."

Never change.

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

Nathan MacKinnon last year: I'm going into my ninth year next year and haven't won shit

Nathan MacKinnon this year:

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Sidney Crosby just now on Nathan MacKinnon:
“I am really happy for Nate. I know how much it means to him and his family. I have seen how hard he’s worked to achieve this and glad that he’s got rewarded and gets to experience everything that comes with winning. It’s special.”

[emily @emilywasbored]

on my hands and knees oh my god leafs pLEASE i am not your strongest soldier

[Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix]

“may the 4th be with you”

how bout you get some bitches to be with you

[V 🌸🏒 @vthecatlady]

anyway watching the leafs game, I haven't watched hockey in so long, when do they start kissing each other on the mouth

[V 🌸🏒 @vthecatlady]

😔😔😔