vtime

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Sad news: vtime has officially moved out of the quad. Future postings are unlikely. Sorry.

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Phone: "I've been fighting a headache for the last four days. When I take the Ristique (?) that doesn't seem to make the headache go away."

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Reckless fart. Luggage being dragged on pavement. Possible whispered "sorry."

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"Girls, I swear, they'd sabotage their printer to get me out there." *he's implying they wanted to flirt with him*

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Reckless fart. Rifle shot.

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Reckless Fart. Sorta gassy, windy one.

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"I was glad she was recently divorced too, so I wasn't the only one who talked about my ex."

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Just took a very, very long time explaining the concept of a hockey shootout, and how the Eagles lost one last night.

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"I coulda gone for seein' her naked."

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"I stole my vaccuum back from my wife at lunch."

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"The benefits there were much better, it's too bad I didn't flip out there. It's too bad Kim didn't cheat on me there!"

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Discussing how a guy he worked with snapped on the job and "you hate to see that." Jim agrees, you do hate to see that.

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"He likes to show my boyfriends that he doesn't like bat. Just make shit up like that."

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"They took my guns away from me, so I can't go shooting."

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"I mean, obviously I'm going off the deep end, but... I don't see any reason to protect my credit if I can't get approved."

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"I changed the door locks on my house last night. Gotta keep that girl out."

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"I started getting sick after work. That's not too abnormal."

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"Somehow, there's like three chicks in this whole bar, and I offended a girl."

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"It was crazy, I almost got in a fight last night at the bar. One of those ten second, almost got in a fight."

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"I tried putting a little Captain in me last night."