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but unfortunately i'm not impressed with anyone or anything

[vuk @vukocre]

"There's more to being worthless than just being fat."

[vuk @vukocre]

everything was going swell until everyone wanted to be treated well

[vuk @vukocre]

I'd be offended if my candidate of choice told me to vote for someone else. bitch I believe in you

[vuk @vukocre]

who how why the Fuck is ben carson such a fucked-up moron

[vuk @vukocre]

Ted Cruz is the kind of guy to make me feel I should switch to the other side of the street if I saw him coming my way

[vuk @vukocre]

thinking you live in a third world country #firstworldproblems

[vuk @vukocre]

USA might have a murderer problem more than a gun problem, but guns sure make the former much easier

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"We don't give a shit about your stupid question, Chuck," -- Hillary and Bernie. #DemDebate

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Zika Virus Joins Lack Of Paid Leave, Unaffordable Child Care As Reasons Woman Afraid Of Getting Pregnant https://t.co/1cGagN0Ore

[David Waldman - @KagroX.bsky.social @KagroX]

The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour.

[vuk @vukocre]

Pussy President Takes One Beating. All Other Dicks Super Jealous.

[vuk @vukocre]

Serve and protect. You're a cop, Simpson. Remember?

[vuk @vukocre]

I used to always think the world was doomed, but people keep doing super heartwarming things for one another in times of tragedy!

[vuk @vukocre]

lots more effort and sometimes less fatal

[vuk @vukocre]

I wish therapists and psychologists were as easy to find as a gun

[vuk @vukocre]

it seems people are more willing to give food to raccoons than to homeless people

[vuk @vukocre]

They disciplined their bodies in a goal to discipline their desires.

[vuk @vukocre]

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