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I can tie my shoes really fast

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Water lowkey thicc

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@RollingStone hi stephen i love your films and shows

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@BigGulpAmerikan in the directors cut she tries to seduce him and he turns her down not because shes a child but because he isnt really ready for a relationship right now lol

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@minjiluvr67 let me be alt

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@Whenwillth40861 6’5”

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my dog probably thinks im so smart for knowing how to open doors

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@OsheaJacksonJr you dont have to post at all. did someone tell you have to post?

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@TMZ is she the troops

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@snuppydogg and then everyone clapped

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i dont like the recent trend in men shaving their heads when they start balding. i cant wait till clinging to scraps comes back it looks so much better

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@NYCMayor our what??

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you’re not supposed to say this

[blockhead @sickfatdog]

It's crazy Daniel Johnston sang true love will find you in the end and then died alone

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@w31rdgr1wr1d do you play wii

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@missus_wormy ill give u 10 for it

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acab includes the citizen app

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@Jaiathalien why does the phone have vitiligo too

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@Skeemin13 odd that hes racist but cant stop using aave. “they chimpin out” instead of “they’re chimping out” is weird

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sometimes i say man with a g. mang

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obama is the bomb with kids! google obama bomb kids to learn more

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

It’s these kids having Zohran and Obama in a full Nelson for me.

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every character morgan freeman plays has a bunch of moles on his face

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@Om_Codes_ i have to meet with my hr guy all the time