Sir Xalot

loco en el coco

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

Before I die I want to have a Whale Burger Happy Meal in Japan.

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

@CallMeK1123 The packaging is really nice.

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@zugmanfabio The internet. And it's slightly enhanced I read somewhere else which showed the original photo 😂

But we'll let it slide.

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

That's nice but as an Austrian I can assure you that our team is not going to beat Spain. Not in 10 years.

Why you ask?
Not because I'd rule it out per se IF there existed an actual defense and they could produce some tempo offensively. The only reason we find ourselves in the round of 32 is because for some strange reason we are scoring with the few chances we are able to create. But that's also a consequence of the opponents not being that strong or else we would have punished like in the Argentina game.

Doesn't give me pride to say this but Austria's development from last Euro Cup to now is a carbon copy of Germany's.

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@patrickthedaddy Iceland

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

This. 24/7, 365, at a million percent.

[Hazmania @Hazmania426394]

@ofootball__

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@ChelsElaina Seems one can't rely on the good old virtues that the Germans had. Somebody else's got finish the job then. Worst case: Argentina in the finals.

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

@TheLaikYobaz Suzuki is a hybrid?

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@themilfalt Harry is suffering from world cup fatigue. Totally understandable.

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Imagine being Japan and having a goalkeeper called Suzuki.

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Interesting. Paraguay dude is 175cm. German defenders 190. He is too short and went under the radar.

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@HeatherIsUnsane I'm afraid we are looking at a potential crime scene.

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I hate to be the bearer of unpleasant news but Brazil is meanwhile part of a group of teams that have lost a lot of quality over the years. I mean they used to be a powerful force. It was virtually impossible to talk about who wins the world cup and not name Brazil...

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

Wait what.fuck.the game is earlier than usual. I missed a goal by Japan too. I'm going to sepukku myself.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Wow I can’t believe the Europeans don’t have air conditioning, I guess they have only fans

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

@stbe84 @JarrodRodrigue1 @ph_singer Unfortunately that's where you fail to understand my fellow Austrian. None of these assessments is reality. And the best about it is you don't have to believe me, it's evidenced by the fact that different ratings have different rankings.

[Sir Xalot @vulkantpot]

@stbe84 @JarrodRodrigue1 @ph_singer Ich würde nicht mal in Wien wohnen wollen wenn man mir eine Penthouse Wohnung schenkt. Man müsste das schon mit Waffengewalt erzwingen.

Diese Bewertungen ob Wien, LA oder New Delhi sind fürn Hugo.

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@TiffanyHuber

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@stbe84 @JarrodRodrigue1 @ph_singer Vienna is a dump.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@BAMFBasar So lang niemand vom Verfassungsschutz bestattet wird ists ok...

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@Panagiotou90St AI