Every once in a while I remember the video of tom Brady making his son kiss him on the lips and I immediately go watch it and it makes me laugh so hard i hurt myself
having sex with tom cruise would probably be so scary he would look into your eyes while eating you out and somehow telepathically tell you the exact date and time of your death
When the customer starts referring to you by your name and you gotta confront the fact that you’re a person instead of just being a thoughtless automaton for your entire shift