Jacob Evans

Cheerful in all weathers. Never shirked a task.

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Just watched the last three minutes of Kelly Reichardt's Old Joy and almost burst into tears. Oldham looks so impossibly lost. He could be going anywhere or nowhere, and watching him step off the curb is like watching a man falling from a ledge.

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Sixteen years ago one day
I was walking down the street

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Anybody remember that time in the mid aughts where in less than 18 months The Hold Steady, Okkervil River, and Nick Cave all released songs about John Berryman? That was weird.

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@JohnHinckley20 I expected better from John Hinckley

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@cyanidetooth @catucci @rxgau Whatever his take is, he's first gonna work in some connections to like, Miles Standish and Abraham Lincoln and I dunno, Eugene Debs

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@cyanidetooth @catucci @rxgau Greil Marcus is polishing his little round glasses and getting ready to come stomp on all these pretenders to his throne

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@alshipley Now this is music journalism

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@silkyjumbo Nobody in 2026 is beating horses. Like, figuratively.

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@hell_doe ass throat is a very uh evocative couple of words to staple together

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2 for 2

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Socialism seems to be the wave of the future.

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This has convinced me Eggers is the only director capable of bringing The Incredible Mr Limpet back to the cinema.

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Robert Eggers on Aaron Taylor-Johnsons’s character in WERWULF: “He's a farmer. He's a man who is cursed. It's a story about a man who is cursed and is trying to find salvation through love. He's a character who is haunted and in great pain.”

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@muttgomery That final scene with Oldham on the street is real heartbreaking

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Makes me think of Piss Christ, but with a foot, and Ranch Style Bean juice instead of piss.

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Reddit music criticism

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@nakedfoul @kevlloydlozano A guy in this mode that I nevertheless liked was William Bowers.

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@StuVirginia @Steven_Hyden They use the wrong words for everything over there

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Thinking about wearing my first hat. Any advice?

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Is this anything

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@falseroxy Something of a fat brunette myself, but it shames me to say I missed the Clinton window

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Should I visit the viral barber that gives everybody haircuts that make them look like assholes