Vurp

it really do be like that sometimes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Vurp @vurxil]

She geek on my bar till I pulse

[Vurp @vurxil]

Dom is 1/200 on Twitter takes. This is the 1 hit

[doctor dom @DoctorDom333]

Virginia Beach has to be top 10 Drake

[Vurp @vurxil]

Derrick rose is the single most overrated player in history. His injury genuinely helped his legacy

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

All at their peak, who gets pushed to the bench?

(via @zgvisualz1)

[jaylen @KlTR0N]

@TheHoopCentral @zgvisualz1 Bye Derrick rose most overrated player in history

[Vurp @vurxil]

Kanye’s verse on forever is levels above everyone else’s it’s comical

[Vurp @vurxil]

What happened to sports journalism

[Vurp @vurxil]

I’m sitting in my room laughing like the joker at this post

[Vurp @vurxil]

@DoctorDom333 Please tell me that’s Ross and not carter

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Cope harder

[Mike Renner @mikerenner_]

Going from no football for 7 months to Gus Johnson on the call for this Colorado-TCU game is almost too much sensory overload

I think I’m gonna need a cigarette

[Vurp @vurxil]

@thepophive Repeat after me (respectfully)

[Vurp @vurxil]

@Olixviaa Brussels night 2

[Vurp @vurxil]

His espy speech gets me everytime

[Vurp @vurxil]

Man I miss Stuart Scott so bad

[Vurp @vurxil]

I absolutely love Jose Altuve. And I will not apologize for it. One of the coolest players in the MLB

[Vurp @vurxil]

I think one of the funniest days in twitter history was when everyone found out how much Taylor swifts uses her private jet

[Vurp @vurxil]

@DoctorDom333 They spittin tho

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/MwAG38Fmmm

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

This is actually so heartbreaking �