I once argued with a guy in uni who said Batswana are stingy with food. I told him he was lying because I'm Tswana and had never experienced it: he even referenced Twitter and I didn't have it then. Yesterday I experienced it myself. If I ever see him again, I'll apologize 😭😭
I like how we butcher each other’s language. This finished me 😂😂😂😂
But South African content creators are doing the most. I wish they can be recognised and paid well.
- Get to office
- Say good morning to 17 people
- Attend the morning stand-up
- Turn your camera on
- Participate in an icebreaker
- Join a brainstorming session
- Attend a team-building activity
- Be told to "speak up more"
- Be asked why you're so quiet
- Pretend to enjoy small talk
- Eat lunch with coworkers
- Attend another unnecessary meeting
- Be told to "network more"
- Post something on LinkedIn
- Build your personal brand
- Attend an office birthday
- Join the company WhatsApp group
- React to your boss's messages
- Attend an after-work happy hour
- Be told visibility matters
- Be told your work isn't enough if nobody sees it
- Schedule a 1:1
- Give a presentation
- Collaborate on something you could do alone
- Get asked to turn your camera on again
- Explain why you skipped the office party
- Get called "not a team player"
- Spend the entire commute home recovering
- Get home
- Ignore everyone
- Repeat tomorrow
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